Durham EDL have just turned up, smelling of stale beer and wee. They have added about 15 to the tiny EDL numbers.
Just after they show their blotchy faces a small and noisy group of anti fascists have turned up and are currently giving them the bird.
Tourists still look confused at the EDL presence.
A Reform Party candidate fantasised about deporting “millions” of British citizens to “rid itself of the foreign plague we have been diseased with”. UPDATE: Reform…