The BNP: They want you dead
posted by: Matthew Collins | on: Monday, 25 February 2013, 17:34
A lovely email arrived from the BNP on Friday morning proclaiming they were back on track and with the necessary "reserves to fight a long war for electoral, social and political victory."
The email was purportedly written by Clive "Rodney" Jefferson who has been installed to the grand title of BNP National Treasurer, for just over a year. Clive also cannot spell the word opposition by the look of the email.
Clive even provided evidence at just how well the party was doing, comparing the rise in income for the BNP: "The BNP received £265,987 in donations in 2012, compared to just £32,000 in 2011." No wonder clever Clive was so breathlessly excited about sending out such an important email.
It's been no secret that the BNP has been ripping - off businesses and even employees for years in a desperate bid to avoid paying bills from their rapidly plummeting funds. So, perhaps, one would raise a glass to clever Clive and demand what exactly is the secret of his success. Nazi gold? Substituting horsemeat for beef at a Trafalgar Club dinner?
It certainly isn't a large influx of members, is it? No, the secret to the BNP's success has been their old friend death. Back in 2006, the BNP even tried their hand at life insurance! That went a little quiet..
"The figures reveal that Albert Stanmore left £200,000 to the party, received in two separate donations in 2012, while further bequests of £35,000 from Brian Mincherton and £28,736.97 from Edward Hart were also received" writes Clive.
You work the figures out..
Clive is absolutely delighted to announce that it is he who chases coffins for the BNP: "This sensitive but vital work goes on quietly in the background all the time." One can only imagine where this quiet place is. Hospices are probably a favourite, though I wouldn't actually rule out a funeral either.
So, well done Clive. Three dead members. if only the buggers were more pro-active, eh? Life getting you down? What says the party sends the boys around to help you along?
"Those anti-British hopefuls who bleated that we were “finished” and “on the brink of bankruptcy” are now eating their words – and how bitter they must taste!"
Well, to honest, not many of us are lamenting the passing of BNP members if we're to be entirely honest. But the thought of Clive ringing a little bell on his desk and screaming in pleasure every time another party member pops his or her Nazi clogs is probably in even worse taste. The BNP are as good as wishing that more of its members would die.
Because, that's exactly what they wish. "It shows that we engage in a variety of good old-fashioned (and some new) fundraising techniques."
Yes, Clive. Death is an innovative business idea all of your own.
Posted: 25 Feb 2013 | There are 7 comments
Comment 1 | From: B31 Antifascist | Date: 25 February 2013, 18:51
And how many times have we heard this tosh before?? It's not as if all of a sudden Griffin has stopped being a nazi.....fascism is all over the BNP because they're led by a veteran Hitler admirer, that's the bottom line. Their letters do get more Lord Haw-Haw like every time (google him, or his real name William Joyce if you are unfamiliar)
Comment 2 | From: B31 again | Date: 25 February 2013, 21:50
I must say quite a lot of the stuff on the BNaziP website I've just been looking at seems to be aimed directly at one man - Andrew Brons.
Comment 3 | From: Pat | Date: 26 February 2013, 00:35
Shouldn't that be a hearse in that photo?
Comment 4 | From: Mark | Date: 26 February 2013, 17:15
Makes me laugh that the National Front's latest poster steals that pathetic quote from nationalist wanker Bob Whittaker, "Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-white". If the NF are that proud to be British, why are they using an American white-supremacist's puerile quote? They obviously don't have the intelligence to create their own mantra. Thankfully, the rest of us aren't dickheads such as Whittaker, or the National Front.
Comment 5 | From: B31 Antifascist | Date: 26 February 2013, 20:45
Indeed, Mark. At the best, the NF and BNP represent a Britain of the past, not of the present. Always have done, always will. Backwards with Griffin (and Tilbrook, Dowson, Brons, Farage etc.)
Comment 6 | From: Mark | Date: 27 February 2013, 11:33
Exactly B31. The funny thing is that people like Bob Whitaker and groups like the NF are too thick to think for themselves and realise that when they use the phrase "Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-white", the massively large majority of white people around the world would prefer to see them dead! The words "shoot" and "foot" spring to mind.
Comment 7 | From: B31 Antifascist | Date: 27 February 2013, 16:33
Yes, because on whatever scale, from international right down to a single council ward in (say) Dagenham, over 99 of every one hundred whites just want to live together with their black and Asian neighbours. The far right speak for themselves, not for white people.
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