Stampton (left) with Portinari in happier but shortlived times

It’s been a while since we have written about Eddie Stampton, everybody’s least favourite Nazi. When we do write about him, it’s normally because he has upset someone or other whom he should probably not upset.

Take the boss of the UDA in England, Frank Portinari. He has had a beef with Stampton for quite a while. Like most people who have the displeasure of having crossed paths with Stampton, Portinari has been left with the impression that Stampton is a little too troublesome for his own good and may well be untrustworthy. Mr Portinari had to learn this like most other people- the hard way.

Not to be deterred despite being mistrusted and hated by his racial brethren and comrades, Stampton announced last year that he was writing an autobiography that would expose to the world just how sick and disturbing he and the rest of the far-right in Britain are. The book has as of yet failed to materialise. For many of Britain’s Nazis this is somewhat of a relief. For everybody else, that the ‘Cucumber Contortionist’ (as Stampton is otherwise known and infamous) has failed to produce the goods (again) is no surprise. It probably failed to materialise on account of Stampton’s otherwise unfinished business.

Most recently Stampton has been banned from attending concerts held by the aging Nazi music scene after he threatened to stab another aging Nazi over the proceeds from the sales of dodgy badges. Offering gullible swine a share of the profit from sales of his shoddy merchandise is how Stampton has managed to ingratiate himself with individuals and organisations that he does (or does not) need to befriend on behalf of his alleged paymasters. Whatever happened to the Football Lads Alliance for instance, one may well ask? Most things Stampton touches have a habit of ending in state of disrepair or simply sent to prison…

Stampton has a filthy mouth and pen

When occasionally prodded by others that there seems to be just too many coincidences between the appearance of Stampton and the Babylon on your doorstep in quick succession, Stampton can become threatening and unhinged.

Long may this continue you may think. Well, yes, it probably should. Recently, after one too many pints at his favourite boozer in London’s East End, Stampton has been returning to his home near the cop shop in Plaistow and broadcasting dirty Nazi linen all over the internet.

Portinari relaxing at home…

Using some positively industrial language, Stampton alleges that both the UDA boss Portinari and former C18 boss Charlie Sargent, two people who both have their collars felt after dealings with Stampton, are both state assets. Neither claims are particularly new or necessarily true, but making them so publicly and by putting his name to them does make one wonder whether Stampton has suddenly re-developed his longstanding death wish. He recently sent word to the notorious Chelsea Headhunters that he would fight them all outside his favourite boozer in Bethnal Green if they wanted to square up with him.

And that’s not all…

Late last year we brought you the latest in toilets and humourless fun from the world of Holocaust Denial. What began as two ladies fighting over the throne and a sheet of Andrex spread throughout Jew-hating circles. There is now a split in the ‘movement’ concerned with denying Hitler murdered millions of people, that began over a borrowed toilet roll one morning in a shared house. It’s like an episode of Viz. The ramifications of this whole tawdry, tale from the toilet have been felt in places as far afield and exotic as Iran, Russia, Australia, Germany, the United States and Shepperton.

One of the few to take the side of leading Holocaust Denier Alison Chabloz in this whole affair is bee farmer and former terror associate Chris Livingstone.

Livingstone: Angry with the world. And women

Livingstone was disowned by the terrorist fan club Misanthropic Division a couple of years ago because he spent too much time on the internet falling in love with foreign types, getting drunk and making outrageous statements of both his love, his angst and his endless sense of betrayal. He was meant to be recruiting little boys to go off and die in the Ukraine.

He is a man not without considerable love of a conspiracy theory. Only last week Livingstone declared himself in a relationship with the widow of some dead Nazi and martyr, which caused enormous pain and suffering to those of us who had to read about it.

Livingstone has taken the toilet troubles to a whole new level with an almost daily tirade against other Nazis. His principle targets appear to be National Action founder Ben Raymond and Jeremy ‘Jez’ Turner- the former military intelligence officer who went to prison last year for inciting racial hatred.

It’s never been explained (by Livingstone) why even despite the split among Holocaust Deniers’ he has suddenly developed an almost irrational hatred of Turner. Things became a little clearer last night when Livingstone launched an outrageous, dangerous and slanderous attack on Turner’s partner. In launching another of his relentless and normally fruitless attacks, Livingstone published Turner’s partner’s address in South London. Apparently he has been doing that a lot of late- targeting the female partners of people he does not like.

My friend who knows a bit about this tells me Livingstone’s hatred directed at Turner is probably more to do with Livingstone’s previous romantic pursuit of Turner’s partner. We’ve deleted the address, by the way. How Turner will respond to his highly-guarded personal details being leaked by Livingstone is anybody’s guess. Livingstone is claiming he is going to do the same to a whole host of other Nazis, too.

Lennon: Following in Griffin’s shoes?

For Britain, for Tommy…

The great love affair between Stephen Lennon and UKIP has cooled somewhat of late. The party seems to have no problem with candidates’ making rape gags, but still refuses to allow Lennon to be a member. Hardly seems fair, does it? He is their rape and grooming gang adviser/guru, after all.

It appears Lennon is preparing to stand as a candidate in the European Elections next month, but as an independent. The chosen constituency would appear to be the North West, which in 2009 elected then British National Party (BNP) leader Nick Griffin as an MEP.

Lennon’s wannabe candidature is interesting. There are those in the party who would absolutely not want him standing for UKIP, but there are some in the North West of the party that definitely do want him to stand for them. Maybe Lennon is hedging his bets, because as well as suddenly thawing long frosted relations with Britain First (payment portal problems, anyone?) he has also reopened a door previously thought closed to the UKIP splinter group, For Britain.

Waters; Heading for another free lunch?

There is no doubt Lennon would want to be a ‘mainstream’ election candidate with UKIP rather than standing for either of those two fringe parties, but the UKIP rule book forbids him membership due to his short period as a member of the neo-Nazi British National Party (BNP), ten years ago.

While Lennon has every right to feel affronted that UKIP do not want his membership but do want his name on their list of candidates, someone who does of former UKIP candidate and failed leadership candidate, Anne Marie Waters who now leads For Britain.

Waters was left with egg on her face when Lennon decided not to join or back her party last year, but to continue with courting and being courted by Gerard Batten and UKIP.

Lennon is heading to Wythenshawe, Manchester this Thursday to make a ‘special announcement’ and hold a barbecue. Thursday is the day after nominations close for the European Elections.

It is rumoured Lennon’s announcement/party/barbecue is being hosted by local UKIP members. is it the proverbial gun to the party’s head with some more UKIP candidates still to be announced?

Lennon won’t be alone, either. These days Anne Marie Waters announces her every movement on the Facebook pages of her party’s North East branches, and For Britain’s Darlington branch has announced she too is joining Lennon in Manchester. According to them, she has ‘some interesting’ things to say. That’s actually not what people who attend her speeches normally think.

Waters chasing Lennon once more will cause more than a slight case of chagrin in certain diminishing quarters of For Britain. The neat but perfectly formed squad of former BNP members that dominate the party in Essex are apparently growing very tired of Waters’ and she in turn is apparently growing tired and wary of them, too. Not only did the party announce far fewer local election candidates than anticipated, the quality of the party’s propaganda material and general organisation and structure has infuriated long term and experienced fascists. Having already expressed concerns about “conspiracy nutters” dominating much of the party, most former BNP members have long held suspicion and hatred for Lennon and his lack of political acumen.